Top Five Ways To Ignore The iPhone

Aren’t you just sick of watching the internets since this morning?

iPhone This, iPhone That, iPhone where, iPhone what! It’s a phone guys! Not like Katherine Heigl walking naked into my bedroom!!!

1. Don’t read Digg. Seriously, those fucking geeks just can’t get enough of Steve Jobs’ dick.

2. Don’t watch YouTube. Fucking retards are posting iPhone videos like it’s interesting. Hey look at this video of me turning on my brand new iPhone!!! Oh my God, I dropped my iPhone into my bed and it almost hit the floor!!!

3. Turn off your internet connection just for the next couple of days as you let the buzz simmer down. I am starting to feel like there’s no escape.

4. Read a Christian news site. With the iPhone launch being treated like the second coming, it’s totally appropriate.

5. Use the search feature in your feed reader and do an auto-delete of any post with the word “iPhone” in the header and the body….yes, including this one.