Top 1 Million Reasons Why Emo Is Gay

Throughout the age of music, many genres and fazes have passed before the average consumers eye, though in later years a power hungry new sect has made their stand upon the music industry of the world. The age of music has dawned upon a sad era the day “popular EMO” dragged its depressed carcass into our midst.

I was in the punk scene for a long time and emos used to be a bunch of guys who played aggressive music with self-reflecting lyrics.  Now it’s just a bunch of 15-year old faggots who wear guyliner.

I hate a lot of things in today’s world, but I also love a lot of things, for example I love world domination, I love my mother and I love my music. But emo is destroying my love of music. Emo is an abbreviation of emotional driven punk or just emotional music. The term addresses Emo music’s tendency to deal more with topics of personal and relationship politics than with the standard themes of rock music.

In reality, the emo I hear kids listening to is just poorly-written poetry coupled with depressive histrionics and bland-sounding melodic three-chord rhythms.  Ah, so gay.