The Unreal Google Phone

Google Phone news continue making the fronts, rounds and corners of the blogosphere. Of course, everybody wants to make the scoop but so far, everything seems conjecture-filled, rumor-laden and photoshopped to death.

What will the Google Phone look like? What OS will it run on? How will apps work? Will it be all web apps? With all that crap they’re stuffing on it, can I use it to make a phone call?

It’s a little silly from the outside looking in but fun nonetheless. Truth is, I KNOW what the Google Phone will be like and here it is:

• It will look like the iPhone
• It will have a Googe logo somewhere on the front
• It will run on a C++ or assembler core (what else will it run on?)
• It will feature Google apps exclusively, most likely, web-based which will render it useless to anyone with any sense
• It will store all your user data on Google’s servers even though Google has absolutely no interest in using it for their own financial gain ever, really. Absolutely for real