I love satellite radio if only for the fact that the programs aren’t cut to shreds with stupid commercials.

This happens because the income comes from listeners instead of advertisers as is the practice with traditional radio stations. Satellite radio services such as Sirius and XM each offer a little less than a hundred programs of commercial free music channels each and you have a great variety of choices, from mainstream rock, hip-hop and dance music to folk music, opera, blues and many more.

Satellite radio also means no stupid static. You can be driving from the West Coast to the East Coast in the United States of America and you will not get a single whiff of buzzing white noise. The satellite radio signal is digital which ensures crisp and clear sound wherever you go.

Satellite radio tuners receive, along with the actual radio programs, an influx of metadata that consists of information regarding song title, artist, radio program, radio channel and a lot more. This means that your satellite radio receiver can display all the necessary information about tunes you are  listening to.  No more arguments this time as to song titles and who sang what.  A simple look at the screen should have it settled once and for all.

All satellite radio programs are uncensored. This means irreverent programming, and the most annoying (and entertaining) shock jocks imaginable. Similarly, no more three beeps in a row while 50-Cent be fucking bitches and hoes.

They also offer updates about local traffic and weather conditions. The information is very detailed, especially for those out in the big cities. If there is a major national calamity and other terrestrial radio stations will not work, you can always count on getting accurate information from your satellite radio. It is pretty much the end of traditional radio for real.

If you still are not convinced paid radio rocks better than what you’re currently getting for free, think about how much time you have wasted listening to commercials and all kinds of other boring stuff on terrestrial radio programs. While it is technically free, regular radio constantly waste five minutes of your time to listen to 8 minutes of music. The satellite radio subscriptions are very affordable and, for a low cost of 13 dollars per month, you get exactly the programs you like with the quality you deserve.

Throughout the age of music, many genres and fazes have passed before the average consumers eye, though in later years a power hungry new sect has made their stand upon the music industry of the world. The age of music has dawned upon a sad era the day “popular EMO” dragged its depressed carcass into our midst.

I was in the punk scene for a long time and emos used to be a bunch of guys who played aggressive music with self-reflecting lyrics.  Now it’s just a bunch of 15-year old faggots who wear guyliner.

I hate a lot of things in today’s world, but I also love a lot of things, for example I love world domination, I love my mother and I love my music. But emo is destroying my love of music. Emo is an abbreviation of emotional driven punk or just emotional music. The term addresses Emo music’s tendency to deal more with topics of personal and relationship politics than with the standard themes of rock music.

In reality, the emo I hear kids listening to is just poorly-written poetry coupled with depressive histrionics and bland-sounding melodic three-chord rhythms.  Ah, so gay.

1. Mick Jagger - big mouth and struts like a gayboy like Steven Tyler

2. Steven Tyler - big mouth and struts like a gayboy like Mick Jaggers

3. Meatloaf - fat and looked better with tits on Fight Club

4. Rick Ocasek - aka John Rambones, he resembles the microphone stand

5. 50 Cent - Eew.

6. Michael Jackson - Need we say more?

7. Marilyn Manson - Even with either Dita Von Teese or Rose McGowan in his arms, he still looks despicable

8. Bob Dylan - plain ugly

9. Gene Simmons - with or without makeup

10. Luciano Pavarotti - fat and bearded, possibly with huge concentrations of body hair

11. Ozzy Osbourne - so ugly he produced ugly offsprings even while having a hot wife

12. Barry Manilow - because he looks like Clay Aiken

13. Clay Aiken - because he looks like Barry Manilow

14. Chad Kroeger - massive head, weird face, bad hair and, oh yeah, terrible band

15. Lyle Lovett - Ric Ocasek part two, the antithesis to ex-wife Pretty Woman and the real-life incarnation of Sideshow Bob

16. Joey Fatone - because boy band members are supposed to be good-looking… and he’s not

17. Joey Ramone - my God, Joeys are really ugly

18. John Lydon - dentalhorror!

19. Fred Fairbrass - I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt I’m so ugly it squirts

20. Steven Page - his entire band is ugly and fat like college geeks on the Big Mac Supersize diet