http://www.creativemediaplayers.com Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:07:34 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Wetpaint Wiki is one of the latest in a long line of user websites allowing you to create webpages dedicated to your favorite passions. Mine is music and Wetpaint has a ton of them! A quick search brought me up to a list of interesting wikis, from music ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/make-your-own-wiki-at-wetpaint/ I love satellite radio if only for the fact that the programs aren't cut to shreds with stupid commercials. This happens because the income comes from listeners instead of advertisers as is the practice with traditional radio stations. Satellite radio services such as Sirius and XM each offer a little less ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/fuck-free-radio-i-love-my-satellite-radio/ Everybody knows a real playa gotta have a big penis.  Think of your penis like your bling-bling.  It's the only thang you got hanging when you're in your birthday suit.  Like everything you're pimping, it's gotta be huge - larger than life. Not that I'm saying you need help in that ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/real-playas-with-real-big-dicks/ Much as I love my Creative music players, let's face the truth. They're fucking dead. Congratulations Apple.  Tap that ass and run it out of town.  You win.  You fucking overpriced iPods and original screwless designs rule.  Yep, no way around.  You fucking own. Actually, I gave my little niece a small Creative ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/die-creative-die/ Throughout the age of music, many genres and fazes have passed before the average consumers eye, though in later years a power hungry new sect has made their stand upon the music industry of the world. The age of music has dawned upon a sad era the day "popular EMO" ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/top-1-million-reasons-why-emo-is-gay/ Nothing impresses a girl like a well-done pad.  A single male in a clean, aesthetically-sound apartment?  While she could mistake you for being gay, chances are she will just be impressed and lie down on that pimping new area rug lying snug on your floor. I'm sure you'll find one fit ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/get-that-room-in-order/ With the most reputable Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon and specialists from the finest universities including Stanford, The University of Chicago, and UCLA Medical Center, Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery is considered to be one of the premiere centers for cosmetic operations in California.  If you're thinking of getting fat ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/beverly-hills-liposuction/ Los Angeles is a recognized mecca for cosmetic surgery where the best plastic surgeons and the most high-profile customers come together to create newsworthy work.   Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery puts itself right next to this bustle, nesting its offices in the ever hip Rodeo Drive, a recognized center for style ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/advanced-plastic-surgery-services/ I've been looking at the signed music memorabilia collection from Memorabilia 4 U and I'm fascinated. I've never been a big collector of anything but I can see why people will want to get their hands on the autographed music photos, posters and album covers of their favorite artists. I, ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/music-memorabilia-for-the-die-hard-in-you/ Below is a matrix of 100 randomly generated words, I have already added a link to my blog to one of the random words. All you need to do is copy and paste the matrix into your blog and add your own link to one of the other vacant words, ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/the-electolink-experiment/ Careful, careful to everyone with a Zen Xtra. Creative just released a new firmware upgrade this month but, apparently, it is designed to give you a fit! Lots and lots of people in the Creative Forums are now complaining of problems after installing (or more accurately, trying to install)  ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/firmware-upgrade-for-the-zen-xtra/ 1. Mick Jagger - big mouth and struts like a gayboy like Steven Tyler 2. Steven Tyler - big mouth and struts like a gayboy like Mick Jaggers 3. Meatloaf - fat and looked better with tits on Fight Club 4. Rick Ocasek - aka John Rambones, he resembles the microphone stand 5. ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/20-ugliest-male-singers-of-all-time/ Like many MP3 players in the market, some of Creative's releases like the Zen Vision W are equipped with the capability to manage personal information such as contacts, schedule and other entries, syncing with MS Outlook on your PC.  However, like almost every other MP3-player with PIM functionalities, they are ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/using-your-mp3-player-as-an-organizer/ Aren't you just sick of watching the internets since this morning? iPhone This, iPhone That, iPhone where, iPhone what! It's a phone guys! Not like Katherine Heigl walking naked into my bedroom!!! 1. Don't read Digg. Seriously, those fucking geeks just can't get enough of Steve Jobs' ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/top-five-ways-to-ignore-the-iphone/ Wrestler Chris Benoit is dead. Eddie Guerrero is dead. Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko are both good as dead. Where the hell are those two anyway? Did Chris kill them too? How can these releatively young guys die so soon when Ric Flair is still staging grand battles with Triple H ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/chris-benoit-dead/ I like the I-Tec aluminum case for carrying my Vision:M. With all the news of the LCD's in Creative Vision:M's breaking easily, I think the $28 price tag is a worthy spend. Plus, I can put other stuff there as well like little Tamiya Cars, cables, flash drives, condoms, candies, ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/i-tec-aluminum-case/ A lot of newer motherboards now feature excellent-sounding on board sound chips.  I canvassed shops over the weekend and even saw a couple with built-in Creative X-Fi chips.  I've demoed some of these setups and they really sound great, better than my two year old Sound Blaster setup.  Does this ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/on-board-sound-chips-vs-standalone-sound-blaster/ Seriously. I'm addicted to horoscope. I used to troll alt.astrology in usenet and subscribe to four newspapers just to read what's in store for my sun sign. I went through a second-hand book binge for astrology books too. It lasted about a year and a ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/my-horoscope-says-your-sister-is-dying-to-get-with-me/ Seriously!  Freezens seem to be offering Creative MP3 and video players, along with paypal funds, if you complete several low-cost commercial offers, and spam a few friends to do the same. They're offering some serious schwag and cash so I guess they must be making a good return off those offers ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/spam-your-friends-and-get-a-free-creative-zen-player/ Back in February, Superstar Kylie Minogue has promised fans her new album will be the sexiest pop album of all time. The album is due out by the end of the year. I can't believe it will be a really sexy album considering there's probably gonna be ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/sexiest-album-ever/ It hasn't seem to caught on bigtime in the bling-bling scene yet but I've never seen anything more gorgeous than black diamond jewelry. I love black diamonds - they are just as strong as regular diamonds and are far stronger under stress. Black diamonds are rare. Only ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/my-diamond-is-pimper-than-your-diamond/ MySpace is soooo polluted with marketers and spammers nowadays. Don't you think it's time you and your friends moved your profiles someplace else? There are tons of social networking options right now and Just Say Hi! is a dating website that's also a fully functional social networking site. The design is ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/join-just-say-hi-and-meet-hot-babes/ If you're itching to get the latest and hottest brand new mobile phones, one of the smartest ways to pick them up is to purchase a new cell phone plan. And whatever features you're looking for in a new plan with whichever carrier, you're guaranteed for find the ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/free-cell-phones-with-new-plans-from-wirefly/ I was never a huge hiphop fan. When I was going to school, the only rap I listened to was Biz Markie and anything from the NWA where Eazy-E sang. I loved funny rap and those two are holy god damned classics. But in 1992, shortly after the NWA ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/favorite-albums-the-chronic-by-dr-dre/ Just wanted to let you know NEVER to host with Globat.com. Their shared servers are shit and slower than my grandmother on arthritis. And when you cancel since their service is unusable, they make you run through hoops. They'll send you emails weekly about how the're giving you a great deal to ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/globat-worst-web-hosting/ The costs of internet radio are about to jack up.  Last month, the Library of Congress judges that oversee copyright law’s statutory licenses decided that on May 15, royalty fees owed by Web radio operators will be restructured and possibly raised to between 300 and 1,200 percent. The ridiculous display of ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/the-end-of-internet-radio/ I got an affiliate check last week and bought myself a Creative Prodikey!Have you seen this thing? It's nuts! First, it's a full-featured QWERTY keyboard like a regular typing keyboard. It types nice and has soft keys but how many times can you be excited ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/i-have-a-prodikey/ This is an excellent cd to introduce yourself to one of America's greatest "under-appreciated" rock and roll bands. Truth be known, there's a few better "Stray Cats" collections around. But, even though this is only 10 tracks, it does have what's essential in their repertoire. It includes "Rock ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/favorite-albums-best-of-stray-cats/ <=========== Dude, check out the eBay auctions to your left!!!!!! Lots of good deals!  Vintage Creative players!  Brand new and second hand ones!  Awww! http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/buying-creative-mp3-players/ Nevermind was Nirvana's first major label album released under David Geffen Records.  The album kickstarted a huge wave of band signings in the Seattle area after it hit #1 back in 1991. I loved listening to this album.  It was thick, energetic, incredibly melodic and featured Kurt Cobain's unintelligible singing.   The ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/favorite-albums-nevermind-by-nirvana/ Back in 2005, Creative made a press release admitting a production mistake that caused 3,700 of the company's Zen Neeon MP3 players that shipped from a company factory in late July to contain a Windows worm. The worm was W32.Wullik.B, a mass-mailing worm that first appeared in November, 2003, ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/remember-the-horror-neeon-ships-wih-virus/ USENET rant of the day.  This one from a Singaporean on my favorite Singapore-made gadget!!! To be honest Creative Technology MP3 players sucks. Creative CEO Sim WH must be scratching his head wondering why creative MP3 players (Zen micro, Neeon, etc, etc) just couldn't compete with Apple Ipod. In all MP3 market around ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/creative-mp3-players-are-lousy/ I've been tinkering with recording music on my PC but having a hard time figuring out my Creative Labs SB0090 Audigy Platinum Sound Card.  Damn holes aren't marked. Looking at the back from right to left, the second hole is obviously the lineout or headset/speaker and the 3rd is the mic.  ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/creative-labs-sb0090-audigy-platinum-holes/ REM's eight album, Automatic For The People, was my suicide soundtrack for about three years. Everytime I'd feel a little happy, I'd put it on and be blissfully sad. Everytime I felt empty, I'd put it on and develop feelings of sadness, melancholy and loneliness. Some people ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/favorite-albums-automatic-for-the-people/ I've been on a Japanese girl fever phase the past few years. I think they're the cutest. I wish the UFC replace all their American ring girls with more Pride FC girls. They're way cuter and they don't do those cheerleader NBA dancing stuff. They just smile and ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/all-your-pride-girls-are-belong-to-ufc/ Maybe some of you will be interested. From: Google Groups Creative Labs Zen Vision M 30gig in black. Hardly used and in excellent condition. $200 Phillips 642 Progressive Scan DVD Player with remote and all cables + box. Like new. $40 Shinsonic 3838 DVD Player w/Karoke and remote + cables. plays burnt ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/vision-m-and-other-items-for-sale/ Sirius TV is coming to your backseats in 2008! The satellite entertainment company announced they have struck deals with Chrysler, Jeep and Dodge to make their backseat television service available in the companies' 2008 model cars. The programming will be all children-oriented shows and will launch with Nickelodeon, ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/sirius-tv-in-your-backseats-in-2008/ RUSH has a new album called "Snakes & Arrows" set for release May 1. The album's first single already debuted at No. 29 on the Mainstream Rock Chart. And they're going on tour. And I used to love their old albums. For some reason, though, I ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/rush-has-a-new-album-why-doesnt-anybody-care/ A hunger strike is a non-violent show of defiance where the protestor voluntarily abstains from food (and in some extreme cases) liquds too. Throughout history, notable people have used hunger strikes to blaze the path of change like Gandhi, Sami Al-Arian , Akbar Ganji and many political prisoners. This ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/vote-for-lakisha-to-eat-sanjaya/ Was watching my site's traffic on Google and after I tried a few keywords that found my site I ended up on one of my posts with this very cute Google ad: I have no idea which keywords these guys were bidding on but isn't it likely it's one of those ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/repent-you-sexual-sinners/ BUY.COM is hotttt again! This week, they've got a TV Tuner up for sale at only $11.95 after rebates. Can you say $11.95??? Hahaha! I love it. If they keep going at this rate, I'm gonna have a house full of cheap fishing gadgets. By ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/get-an-external-tv-tuner-for-1195/ Creative's latest in the fatal1ty line of accessories is a real looker. It's like a big fat rat, not a wimpy, functional mouse. The Fatal1ty 1010 mouse is kickass to look at. But is it half as good to hold? Honestly, I couldn't give a shit because I'm all about ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/creative-fatal1ty-1010-the-evil-mouse/ Back in 1999, Creative Labs released their first MP3 player, The Creative Labs Nomad.   And it sold for $429. It carried 32 MB of memory, had a magnesium case, FM radio and  voice recorder.   And it sold for a ridiculous price of $429.  And it was the first MP3 player ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/the-very-expensive-creative-nomad/ Creative Labs just launched the public beta for the Creative Alchemy to ensure that popular games from one year and older will continue to work with existing Sound Blaster cards even after an upgrade to the ugly Vista monster. "The result of Microsoft's removal of the hardware audio abstraction layer for ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/keep-your-sound-blasters-for-your-vista-upgrade/ I just sauntered over the Creative Games section and my first thought was...eeek!!! Horribly ugly promotional games like this Find Your Stik-On on the left hand image. They have the equally lame ZEN Micro Challenge, MuVo Slim Challenge, Jigsaw Stik-On and Find A Stik-On Mate. Jesus Christ. ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/creative-games/ Jesus Christ, this is a DEAL! The EZ-Stream Wireless Audio Adapter down from $129.99 to $34.95 at BUY.COM! This is the best deal I've seen for a wireless audio adapter. Lots of fishing features. Aww! BUY.com hot deals usually don't last long. I just saw this today, 14-MAR-2007. ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/wireless-audio-adapter-for-3495/ Hi! I'm Mika Nazakawa also known as ??????!???????? ?????????.  I live in ???!?????O.  I have appeared in the following DVDs: ????????????? ?? ????!!! ??? 123??????? Thanks you! http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/mika-nazakawa/ Isn't she radiant like a fucking angel?!? WOw!  I hate Grey's Anatomy but my girlfriend loves it and I watch it just to see her scenes.   Dr. Izzie, I fishing heart you! http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/katherine-heigl-radiant-like-an-angel/ The lead singer of the band Boston, Brad Delp, passed away Friday, March 9 2007, in his home in southern New Hampshire. He was 55. For the younger ones, Boston brought us the classic karaoke hits like "More Than A Feeling", "Amanda", "Don't Look Back", and "The Launch: ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/boston-lead-dead-not-paul-pierce/ This MP3 player was modded into a laser tag belt and a futuristic gun. Pulling the trigger will skip to the next track. If you bang it into a wall, you just might get the previous one. If you walk around with a tag belt and ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/modded-mp3-players-you-can-show-off-like-a-12-inch-dck/ Fishing Creative Media Source Player has no extra skins available for download. No artist is doing any skins. No website is hosting anything. I'm honestly sick of Default, Mini, Micro, Aquapunch, Playcenter, Rb, and Gm. The fishing app is just too bland. Can somebody teach me how ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/skins-why-no-skins/ Google Phone news continue making the fronts, rounds and corners of the blogosphere. Of course, everybody wants to make the scoop but so far, everything seems conjecture-filled, rumor-laden and photoshopped to death. What will the Google Phone look like? What OS will it run on? How will apps ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/the-unreal-google-phone/ Similar to the Creative XMOD, the Targus SoundUp Sound Enhancer plugs into your music players and enhances the quality of the music output. It provides rich, CD-quality way better than any setting on your MP3 player can do. It separates and reprocesses your digital music files, providing a surround ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/targus-soundup-high-def-sound-enhancer/ This is currently my wallpaper on both my work PC and my Creative Vision:M.  Ouch! Panda cannot reproduce anymore.   Awwwwwwwww. http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/panda-says-ouch/ Fuck real guitars, let's jam with 5 button toys!!!! Guitar hero is the most addictive games ever and now, following on the heels of the game's press-press-strum guitar, comes the mi Jam Guitar. This toy allows you to plug in your MP3 players, CD players and PC's ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/guitar-hero-addicts-rejoice/ Which of these things are one and the same? One of these things looks like its own species. Now it's time to play our game ......dyendyendyen.... it's time to play our game!!!! http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/which-of-these-things-belong-together/ Creative's XMOD, released last quarter of 2006, is a plug and play external sound card for impoving the sound quality of your MP3's and other compressed audio files.  It enhances compressed music by effectively converting it to 24-bit surround audio quality with no extra drivers, software or processing.  Done correctly, ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/xmod-your-sucky-mp3-into-24-bit-surround-sound/ Marvin Gaye - Lets Get It On I'd Rather Fuck You - Eazy-E Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing Suck My Dick Bitch - NWA Pussy Control - Prince Songs To Make Love To Your Old Lady By - entire album by Lovage At Your Best - Aaliyah Move With Me - Neneh Cherry French Kissing In ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/100-best-songs-to-get-laid-with/ ....Good luck Jim! One issue I'd like to talk about is the durability of the Creative Vision M's LCD which is not exactly to die for.  I've never had it happen to mine (but mine is pretty new.)   I've had friends who had this happen to theirs and response from technical ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/your-creative-vision-m-lcd-will-self-destruct-in-15-seconds/ Gizmodo made a call last week to boycott the RIAA in March and not buy anything from an RIAA-affiliated label. This is in response to the RIAA's ridiculous recent lawsuits and infingements on people's privacy and free speech. I think it's about time a big website spurred this call ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/urging-everyone-to-pirate-more-musicerrrboycot-the-riaa/ If you're male, white, good-looking, under-35 and are going to Japan, you might be able save on hotel and karaoke nightclubs by checking Keiko's website. She has a standing offer for white male tourists (see above qualifications) to stay in her apartment, give her morning cuddles and maybe even fuck your ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/keiko-your-future-japanese-ex-girlfriend/ What's the best cellphone for mobile porn? I'm upgrading my three-year old Samsung D500 to a 3G phone and I'd like to make my next cellphone buy an investment for the next two or three years as well. I want mobile porn.  I'm interested in having streaming naked women in my pocket ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/best-cell-phone-for-mobile-porn/ I demoed these PC speakers at the mall this morning and ended up buying another one.  I actually like the sound but it's too tall and just wouldn't fit in the headspace I have for a speaker on my computer table. I did note that this is the perfect square dildo.  ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/creative-i-trigue-is-the-new-square-dildo/   Seriously, this isn't a gaming keyboard.  It's just a keyboard with a part of the right end sawed off and backlighted keys. Maybe they should call it a cellphone keyboard because last I checked, I only needed a backlight for seeing my phone keys at night. My cheap ass $5 China-made mini-keyboard ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/creative-fatal1ty-gaming-keyboard/ ...your tall model is just a tall model and isn't even hot. http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/you-know-your-phone-sucks-when/ There is a sticky thread on the Creative forums for tips and tricks using the Zen Vision:M.  I think it's an awesome thread with lots of little details you can play around with.  You can check the full Tips and Tricks here. Here's a quick rundown of some of the awesome ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/creative-visionm-tips-and-tricks/ This is probably no longer relevant for the present-day but should be interesting anyway - Programming the Music Chips for 80s to early 90s Sound Blaster Cards. I guess this would point to these really ancient models, which I think I owned two of way back in the days of King's ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/programming-your-old-sound-blaster-cards/ Question: I'm buying my first portable audio/video player. I'm currently choosing between Creative's Zen Vision M and Ipod's 30 GB Video. On paper, the Zen Vision M looks way way better? Which one should I get? Answers: Given the title of this website, I think you should get the iPod. ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/best-bang-for-my-buck-creative-zen-vision-m-or-ipod-30-gb/ Cardocks have never seemed to be a priority for Creative and I know a lot of people who are a bit miffed about it. Of course, when there's a niche, there's a way and I found this gorgeous DLO Transdock Micro. It's all of 7 inches, has an LCD display, ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/creative-vision-m-cardock/ What is the world's first, commercially-produced portable MP3 player? We asked around and all our gay friends say "iPOD!" or "Nomad!" But what can you expect from assmugs? We poked around a little and found two MP3 players that can be considered the first. Of course, one of them should ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/worlds-first-mp3-player/ 1. Allow boomarking of videos 2. Fix the synching problems during fast forward, rewind and pause of DIVX format videos. 3. Better sorting options! 4. Audible support 5. Zoom in for images 6. A-B repeat function (I can't believe you don' have this...) 7. Themes Editor so we caa have more themes 8. Detailed file information for ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/ten-things-i-wish-my-zen-vision-can-do/ Tomorrow is Dre Day, Dr. Dre's happy birthday. Just wanted to commemorate it in my own way with a post. I'm not a big rap fan but "Express Yourself" was my theme song for a long time. And The Chronic has seen the memory of every single ... http://www.creativemediaplayers.com/tomorrow-is-dre-day/