Aren’t you just sick of watching the internets since this morning?

iPhone This, iPhone That, iPhone where, iPhone what! It’s a phone guys! Not like Katherine Heigl walking naked into my bedroom!!!

1. Don’t read Digg. Seriously, those fucking geeks just can’t get enough of Steve Jobs’ dick.

2. Don’t watch YouTube. Fucking retards are posting iPhone videos like it’s interesting. Hey look at this video of me turning on my brand new iPhone!!! Oh my God, I dropped my iPhone into my bed and it almost hit the floor!!!

3. Turn off your internet connection just for the next couple of days as you let the buzz simmer down. I am starting to feel like there’s no escape.

4. Read a Christian news site. With the iPhone launch being treated like the second coming, it’s totally appropriate.

5. Use the search feature in your feed reader and do an auto-delete of any post with the word “iPhone” in the header and the body….yes, including this one.

Wrestler Chris Benoit is dead.

Eddie Guerrero is dead.

Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko are both good as dead. Where the hell are those two anyway? Did Chris kill them too?

How can these releatively young guys die so soon when Ric Flair is still staging grand battles with Triple H and Shawn Michaels? Does God love Ric Flair more?

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I like the I-Tec aluminum case for carrying my Vision:M.

With all the news of the LCD’s in Creative Vision:M’s breaking easily, I think the $28 price tag is a worthy spend. Plus, I can put other stuff there as well like little Tamiya Cars, cables, flash drives, condoms, candies, severed fingers, index cards, casino chips, Mongol pencils, pens, leftover sandwiches, ear cleaners and more.

It’s aerodynamically designed with a drag coefficient of .3 so when it jumps from your bag or our of your firm grasp, you can watch your aluminum case fly like a streaking jetplane into the night. But since it’s so strong, being built out of heavy-duty aluminum only found in the chassis of sports cars, you can be sure your Creative MP3 players are taken care of.

It can actually also fit iPods but I don’t use iPods because I like my Vision:M more. Additionally, you can use the same Itec all-Creative aluminum case for hitting muggers over the head, dropping from tall buildings into the hoods of parked cars or breaking glass windows with much noise.