Wetpaint Wiki is one of the latest in a long line of user websites allowing you to create webpages dedicated to your favorite passions. Mine is music and Wetpaint has a ton of them! A quick search brought me up to a list of interesting wikis, from music featured in TV shows to favorite artists and wiki pages of music videos. It’s like a whole new web of content I ave never seen before - quite a find!

Creating your own Wiki is way too easy. You just pick a subject and choose the settings - you can have your wiki set to private, for use only by a few friends or even editable by everyone! Yes, you can start a page of Yo Mama jokes and get your friends to add in their own Yo Mama one-liners all on your page. Many people use it for collaborative projects such as photo-albums, gaming clan pages or special-interest clubs.

Editing your wiki is easy - just like typing a blog post or a Werd document. You can even embed videos, music, polls, attachments and tons of other content, letting you personalize it to your hearts’ content. An interesting feature is their turnkey wiki service for businesses who can take advantage of Wetpaint’s easy-to-use system and cross-promotion tools among their member wikis to make online promotion both a painless and rewarding process.

I love satellite radio if only for the fact that the programs aren’t cut to shreds with stupid commercials.

This happens because the income comes from listeners instead of advertisers as is the practice with traditional radio stations. Satellite radio services such as Sirius and XM each offer a little less than a hundred programs of commercial free music channels each and you have a great variety of choices, from mainstream rock, hip-hop and dance music to folk music, opera, blues and many more.

Satellite radio also means no stupid static. You can be driving from the West Coast to the East Coast in the United States of America and you will not get a single whiff of buzzing white noise. The satellite radio signal is digital which ensures crisp and clear sound wherever you go.

Satellite radio tuners receive, along with the actual radio programs, an influx of metadata that consists of information regarding song title, artist, radio program, radio channel and a lot more. This means that your satellite radio receiver can display all the necessary information about tunes you are  listening to.  No more arguments this time as to song titles and who sang what.  A simple look at the screen should have it settled once and for all.

All satellite radio programs are uncensored. This means irreverent programming, and the most annoying (and entertaining) shock jocks imaginable. Similarly, no more three beeps in a row while 50-Cent be fucking bitches and hoes.

They also offer updates about local traffic and weather conditions. The information is very detailed, especially for those out in the big cities. If there is a major national calamity and other terrestrial radio stations will not work, you can always count on getting accurate information from your satellite radio. It is pretty much the end of traditional radio for real.

If you still are not convinced paid radio rocks better than what you’re currently getting for free, think about how much time you have wasted listening to commercials and all kinds of other boring stuff on terrestrial radio programs. While it is technically free, regular radio constantly waste five minutes of your time to listen to 8 minutes of music. The satellite radio subscriptions are very affordable and, for a low cost of 13 dollars per month, you get exactly the programs you like with the quality you deserve.

Everybody knows a real playa gotta have a big penis.  Think of your penis like your bling-bling.  It’s the only thang you got hanging when you’re in your birthday suit.  Like everything you’re pimping, it’s gotta be huge - larger than life.

Not that I’m saying you need help in that area, buy if you do, gotta run over to EnlargementWorld. You see, these pimps got their penetration organs in order.  They got product review of the latest stretchers in the market.  They got the skinny on how to perform all-natural exercises.  They got the word on the best pills.  Hell, they’ve probably even got the pictures of the biggest dicks that their products created.  I just didn’t bother to search.  I find it scarier than monsters.

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